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*Update*
Jan. 16 2005
Short update this time, just wanted to bring your attention to a new page: the My Band page. okay.
I know its empty, but here it is.
~ My Band: WilloW ~
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*Uppity-Up Date*
Jan. 2nd, 2005
Happy New Years, w00t! Well, i hope you all made your resolutions, and they better be good. or else. Anyways, just makin
an update for the sake of makin one.
Heres a cool clock thing. I just think its neat.
* Industrious Clock *
Here's a cool thing to do on the phone. You can play Auld Lang Syne if you hit these
buttons. (though it seems a little off.)
Auld Lang Syne: 11113212 321139# #9331212 321##91
But this sounds right, too, in another key: 8 444 6 8 4 8 9 1 4 3 9 #
*music playing in background: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.*
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*UpDaTe*
Thursday Dec.23, 2004
Well...today I went bowling, and I found myself once again facing the harsh reality that I cannot and will
not EVER bowl like a regularly functioning human being. I seem to have this inexplicable sickness that causes me to go into
these 'spasms' that make up my bowling 'technique'. I appear to be incapable of rolling the ball down the alley in the way
a regular person would. I would fix this problem I have with rolling the bowling ball, but my arms have a mind of their own,
and a twisted sense of humor. My arms must have some sort of personal vendetta against me, because every time i roll
the ball down the lane, my arms do a bizzarre twist and turn , sending the ball helplessly into the gutter every time. *sigh*
Okay well on a lighter note, Christmas is almost here!!!! So sit back and enjoy the update.
Here's a Homestar Runner holiday cartoon. Yes, its called Decemberween instead of Christmas, but
you'll deal.
* Homestar's Decemberween Toon *
Here's a cool game. It's really simple and not too involved, but hey, its a good way to kill...well...5
minutes or so....-shrug-
# Matrix Bullet Time #
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*UpdatE*
Dec. 17, 2004
Greetings one and all, yes it is -drum roll- update time! woohoo! Anywho, I just thought I'd mention that tomorrow is my good freind EMily's birthday! Happy b-day! w00t! AND, I think I have found a drummer for me me and my freinds' band, 'Willow'.
A sir Eric Douglas has so graciously accepted the title of drummer and hopefully everything will work out. Well, enjoy the
update, I know I will. :-D
FINALLY a game on my site...well this is indeed a fun game. It's simple, stupid, and comes complete
with catchy musack! Just read the rules (NOT hard...trust me) and play away to your hearts content. I guarantee you will be
humming or whistling this tune soon after hearing it. Okay....GO!
~ Musical Lanterns ~
Heres a game that takes some logic. I'll tell ya, I didn't do so well. So, try your hand at this
clever little game.
> Pearls Before Swine <
Hey, its Eskimo Bob! I know what you'll think after you watch a few episodes....and its true. They
ARE stupid, they ARE pointless, and they ARE poorly animated. But I think theyre great, and thats all that really counts ;-).
+ Eskimo Bob! +
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*upDATE*
Dec. 2nd 2004! woot
Salutations, all. Yes, an update! hoooray! It's exciting, I know. Well, finals were this week, ugh, and i did moderately well. I think I bombed my science final, well part of it anywho. Also, they STILL havent
posted the cast list for Of Mice and Men, ugh also. *hollers loudly, flailing arms
around* ok, so anyways, tomorrows my BIRTHDAY! woohoo! yep....so thats it......ok.....I'm done...nnnnnnnow.
I have for you, today, just one clip. Simply put: "Its an oriental man advertising a keyboard that
plays percussion." This guy's awesome.
: He Plays Wok and Woll :
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*uPdAtE!!*
Nov. 21st 2004
Its that time again! Yes, its UPDATE time! w00t. Alrighty then, i've got some cool little
movie dealies for y'all. They are, as per usual, down below. Just click the links. Its not rocket science. Oh, on a side note,
last thursday i auditoned for a play at my school, 'Of Mice and Men'. So, cross your fingers for me!.....or else.
This short movie thing is HILARIOUS. At least I thought it was. Its basically a comic
reading of a book report on 'To Kill a Mockingbird' with flash animation. Click. Watch. Enjoy. (oh by the way, you'll need
to click the link that comes up after you click the link here. Just so u know that its working right. ;-D)
# How To Kill A Mockingbird #
Geuss what!?!? I finally found the ENTIRE Xiao Xiao series! woohoo!
Okay, so click the link and enjoy this timeless classic of a series.
*Xiao Xiao's #1-9*
*thanks to albinoblacksheep.com for the mockingbird thing and stickpage.com for the Xiao Xiao's*
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*UP + DATE*
Nov. 10th, 2oo4
Attention, out of sheer boredom I have created yet another update, note that i am updating
MUCH more frequently than i will usually. Updates from here on out will normally be once a week. We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
I dont know what its about, I dont know what its supposed to mean, i dont know WHY it
was made or when. All i know is it makes for a freaky little music video (if thats the right term for it...). I also
wonder why Ronald Mcdonald's in it...oh well, Lets hear it for the japanese and their crazy little toons. w00t.
* Maiyahi *
*special thanks to Japan for this cartoon :-D*
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*UPDATE*
Nov. 9, 2004
How do, all. I decided i would make another update, while i'm at it. So here ya'll go. :D
Here's a link to a website, that my good freind luke made, which is about a film
that him, me and my friends are making. (wow...thats pretty bad grammar....eh)
< Luke's Star Wars Movie website >
This is a rilly cool clip of 'extreme walking', dont know what 'extreme walking' is?
Click the link and find it out. Note: Dial-Up users beware!
} ExTrEmE wAlKiNg {
**credit to Luke for his site and albinoblacksheep.com for the extreme
walking**
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*Uppie Date!!!!!*
Nov.8th 2004
Hooray for updates! I had no homework, nobody was online, and (most improtantly) i had nothing better to do, so i sat
down and decided to make an update. I fixed the page layout so that the new updates are on top(and there was much rejoicing-
yaay!)Oh and Theres quite a few cool little things i found, some toons and songs an whatnot. ALSO, i'm thinkin
of puttin up a new page (probably something about some of my freinds...hmm we'll see). Oh yeah and that background
music thing is still in da works, dont hold your breath, though...
There are only TWO words to explain this song......'Yay llamas!!'
~ Llama Song ~
It was only a matter of time before this was on my site....
# STAR WARS KID #
One of the greatest songs ever(well, greatest Lion King song ever), "Be Prepared", sung
by none other than.....Ralph Nader. Yea, i was dissappointed too...
^ Be Prepared- For Ralph Nader ^
Here's some cool comics and pictures and stuff. Mostly star wars...
= Mechanicalpencil1138.com =
**thanks to albinoblachksheep.com and mechanicalpencil1138.com for these links**
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*UP- to da -DATE*
Sep. 30 2004
DooDooDeeDoo! Update time. Okay heres the deal, I'm currently tryin to get some music on the site...many failed attempts
and stupid mistakes have only prolongued the progress, but i assure you there will be musack soon.
Here's a stupid liddle toon with no plot, no story, no setting, no anything.....oh but
it is funny, so WATCH IT....i command you.
;Forehead Shavecut;
**Props to StupidBuhtoons for this toon.**
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*Update!!*
Sep. 17, 2004
Update Update Update. Here you go, anotha' update. I'd like to tell yous all that today, the long awaited 'Sims 2' video
game for PC is finally out. Hooray! Also, I'd like to say something else...but I forgot what
it was......here's a video (below), entertain yourselves.
This is a catchy song. I like the tune and the dancing monkeys. Anyways, if youre anything
like me, you'll like this lil' diddy and find yourself singing it all day. Herr it is.
**Danke to Spinnerdisc.com for this link**
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*Update*
Come one Come all! updates aplenty! As with pretty much every update I only add about 1 more thing to the site. And this
time is no different. Enjoy this measly little update whilst I start makin a bigger update for next time.
This is a funny song about Taters. It's a remix that takes a dialogue between Sam and
Gollum (from LOTR: the two towers) and makes it into a friggin catchy lil' tune. Enjoy.
]Mashed Taters[
Okay, I lied. I do have one more thing. This is a song entitled 'Randy Newman: Political
Science'. It's funny.....i dont know what else to say about it except.....watch it and enjoy.
=Randy Newman: Political Science=
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*Update-amundo*
Alright, I realize that I havent had an update in approximately....forever, so here it is. Hold your applause please. I
do, however, realize that my only reader out there is probably some old guy who found my site by mistake, accidentally set
it as his homepage, and doesnt know how to change it back. But nonetheless, a-here it is. Enjoy, Mr. Old Guy.
Alrighty, heres a funny liddle toon/song-thingy aboot robots. Enjoy.
)Robots Are Our Friends(
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Stupid is as stupid does.

*Update*
Okay, update numbah four! i kno its been a wicked long time since i last updated but here it is! I re-did some
o' the stuff on the Garfield=Stupid page...thats all i got. Ok, so this isnt really much of an update, boo-hoo, jist go to
tha link to visit the Garfield page.
Garfield = Stupid
**special thanks to...well...me! :-D**
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Where minty fresh breath is always on...

*Update*
Ok, update numero Three! i added another page 2day, the 'garfeild=stupid' page, kinda self explanitory, eh?(i dont
think im spellin his name right tho..eh, i dont care) well anywho check it out and also, note the fact that the updates
are perty much daily SO FAR, but as i go down the line they'll probly be less an less frequent, but ill try to keep it once
a week at least. ok, now..stop reading....nnnnnnnow. -paco
Otay, so this is a cool little remix dealy of various Mario songs and a bunch of
other random stuff like dat, such as a floating british boys head! confused? you should be. Curious? Good. Check it out, ya
foo'.
!Super Mario Blitz!
Okay, this music video cartoon thing is so funny i about passed out on the floor,
just the look on the people's faces when he drives by......ok anywho, ur probably like "doesnt he kno we aint seen it yet?"
well thats all the more reason to check it out. So check it out and THEN you'll kno wat i mean....maybe.
>Mentos: The Freshmaker<
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*Update*
YaY! update #2!....i added another page, 'the 50 things i hate' list. Read it! and enjoy....or else. -paco
Top 50 Things I Hate
This is a pretty funny cartoon, its really long though so whenever you think
its about to end its probly only about half over, but its worth it....i think.
~Demented Cartoon Movie~
Ok, this ones pretty funny if ur like me and are REALLY easily amused. Oh
and to warn u that if you click this link the song will be stuck in ur head for quite sometime. ;-)
-Badgers(Badger,badger,badger,badger. Mushroom,mushroom!Snake!)-
This is a funny little commercial for the Yellow Pages. It made me laugh. Therefore
it is deemed awesome in all ways.
:Yellow Pages Commercial:
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Update
Numero Uno

*Update*
April 24, 2004
Aight well this is my 1st update, pleez excuse any incomplete stuff or the fact that this sites really empty. ALSO excuse
the fact that i cant type and often use odd words...a lot. -paco
This is some stick figure kung fu that i thought
was pretty cool, its called XiaoXiao No.3. I dont know where numbers 1 and 2 are or even if there is a
1 or 2. oh well, enjoy. :-D
*XiaoXiao No.3*
**Ok, I got this flash toon at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ so im not takin ANY credit for it, all the credit goes to these guys. I'm not
that good at computers to make toons like that anyways**
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